Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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