chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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