ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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