hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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