What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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