Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
you would pick up someone in the library
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
