Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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