so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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