So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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