I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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