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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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