i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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