so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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