There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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