He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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