I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You're like the curious george of whores
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
