We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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