I wanna bring you to show and tell
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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