That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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