I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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