I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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