The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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