when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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