Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Will exercising make me less horny?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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