Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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