We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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