Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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