she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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