it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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