Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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