I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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