Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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