Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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