Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Randomize