She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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