Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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