She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You dont lie about slip and slides
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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