Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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