drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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