I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you have to choose: penises or morals?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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