Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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