I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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