Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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