How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I take back everything I said about communal showers
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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