I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
