I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Be still, my beating vagina.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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