what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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