She announced her abortion via fbk
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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