Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
