I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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