i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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