How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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